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GERMANY!!

Mon Aug 13, 2007, 12:55 PM
Hey all!! just got back from Germany yesterday! it was the single best holiday of my life!!! i went with a group of disabled people like me. we went all over to loads of towns including the area where the brothers grimm came from. some of the buildings in these towns where hundreds of years old and apparently looked exactly as they always had done. i was wasted on German beer more or less every night and even had a go at flighing a four man aeroplane!!! i couldnt believe it! i was next to the pilot who's name i forget and we where almost level with the clouds when all of a sudden he turns to me and says" you want a go?". i thought he was joking at first. he didnt even seem to mind the fact id had a few beer. not that i was wasted or anything like that though. so i flew up above the clouds the dived down and turned round at the same time. i used to have a fear of hights but somehow i think thats gone now......

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  • Current Residence: Leeds, England
  • Interests: tattooing, piercing, drawing(obviously), horror.
  • Favourite movie: the thing, shawshank redemption, it, invasion of the body snatchers, war of the worlds.
  • Favourite band or musician: ministry, nin, SYL, fear factory, machine head, type o negative, static-x, Arch enemy, Carcass,
  • Favourite artist: giger, dali, mc esher, paul booth.
  • Favourite poet or writer: lovecraft, steven king.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Dr Zoidberg, homer simpson, peter griffin.
  • Tools of the Trade: pencils, pens,charcoal, coloured pencils,paint. photoshop7

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~Bancroft:iconBancroft: Jul 7, 2009, 10:20:58 AM
hopefully i'll be putting some of my work on here in the next few weeks..... just sorting out the crap from the stuff worth showing.
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~Bancroft:iconBancroft: May 14, 2009, 1:01:36 PM
aghh!!! bee!!!!
~Bancroft:iconBancroft: Feb 17, 2009, 1:13:57 PM
The chimps are massing!!!!
~Sfeter:iconSfeter: Oct 26, 2008, 3:44:06 PM
hi Dave. Thanks for the crit :) I am not good in paintings and drawings so my opinion is nothing, but I do like some of your colour stuff. Not sure about the dog with your head;) ITs just a small piece of my works here as I dont have enough time to submit my work on daily basis. Thanks for the message and see you soon.

regards
Sev

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~Floodbox:iconFloodbox: Oct 19, 2008, 2:55:13 PM
Do you wstill use this mate? I haven't heard from you in ages. i hope everything is okay. We need some pintingtons some time

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~Bancroft:iconBancroft: Oct 26, 2008, 10:04:29 AM
hi there. i havent put anything on here in ages... hope alls well? everything is ok thanks. im in harrogate a lot still and now i stall over on weekends which is good. it makes the whole thing a lot easier. so hows things going? it been a long time..
~Floodbox:iconFloodbox: Oct 31, 2008, 12:08:34 PM
Yeah man. Everythings looking alright from my side at the moment. Back at work, working on illustrations and the sort. Haven't been to harrogate myself fora bit. If your available one weekend before xmas or whenever, gimme a bell and we can meet up for a few. Glad you and you're missus are well. :)

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~cajunattack:iconcajunattack: Apr 25, 2008, 4:13:21 AM
Dooode. Artwork! Dammit!
~Floodbox:iconFloodbox: Apr 7, 2008, 5:21:21 PM
Ref: Qaviar/ He's from a fish arse!


To whom it may concern,


I would like to add 'qaviar' spurious anecdote. 'Qaviar' states "No sense of homour here". One can pressume he meant 'humour', which not only did he spell incorrectly, but also has nillof the stuff. Or, juxtaposedly, he was meaning to spell 'honor', which, bearing witness to his adolescent languish and dissident communication qualities, he also has a depletion of this stuff aswell.
I believe Mr Bancroft was telling a slightly off-the-cuff, elaborated tale of his flight in an air craft. He was not promoted to pilot neither was he awarded the purple heart in duty because at some point he may have lost his sobriety. The broth boils to the conclusion that Mr Qaviar should return to his GED studies and think twice before entering the realm of adult conversation and creative whimsy. Also....inconsequentially...this is my language. Its called English for a reason, and I will be hung, drawn and frantically sodomised with a trouser press before a Yank condescends to a human who can self-represent with a word which explains his origin and his language in one. Something Americans are unable to do, in fact.

Thank you for your interest in this site Mr Qaviar, but if we wanted to talk to a cabbage, we can buy one down at the market.

Now fuck off and die!

Yours Sincerely

Nobody Likesyou

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